1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.


- Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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davestorm:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

mmmmbeefy96:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine 

breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.



we have reached peak cracker

"…I’m pro-life, pro-gun, anti-feminist, anti-genital mutilation, pro equality…" YOU CANT BE ANTI FEMINIST AND PRO EQUALITY YOU USELESS TWAT!
animal-crossing:

ya

princeburrito:

girls who call their boyfriends “daddy” make me want to go about my life as normal because someone else’s relationship doesn’t affect my life and i have no right to judge how someone else goes about their relationship.

(via venialilith)

art-by-lopaki:

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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via thos-damn-cheetahs)

Anonymous asked: "why would you use the insecurity of teenage girls on tumblr to make money by reblogging false weight loss adverts?"

officialplagueknight:

iwaspizza:

because i got money for that;)

And this, ladys and gentlemen, is why I’m thrilled this transphobic, Racist, literaly rotten scumfucker got their blog deleted 8) 

dogebutt:

sceptre:

type trash with ur eyes closed

nash grier

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